oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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