Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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