I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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