Cold hands, warm shart.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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