That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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