you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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