You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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