Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The best revenge is premature balding
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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