im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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