Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Little spoons don't ask big questions
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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