i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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