if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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