I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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