I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Randomize
