she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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