Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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