i was rollin on her like bob the builder
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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