I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
