Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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