A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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