Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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