Pants 0. Shit 1.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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