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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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