She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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