Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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