Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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