you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
tell me about the fingering
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