5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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