Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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wow bdsm is so cute
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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