The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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