Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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