when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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