I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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