hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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