No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
