The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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