When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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