only if we run a train.
done.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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