I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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