Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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