i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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