She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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