He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
her facebook's as public as her vagina
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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