Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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