Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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