: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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