i already hear my dad disowning me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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