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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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