My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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