My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
