I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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