I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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