I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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