the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
