arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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