The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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