She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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